when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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