Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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