you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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