we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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