I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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