Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize