I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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