How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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