We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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