I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm like the big dick whisperer.