Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I need a beard to bite.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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