She went from zero to smokin in five shots
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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