Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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