As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
That reminds me...we need to get swords
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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