Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
sarcasm needs its own font
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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