ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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