Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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