I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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