i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I had to cum in my sink.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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