i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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