dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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