My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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