420 ftw
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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