I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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