i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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