People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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