What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
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