I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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