So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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