So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I need a beard to bite.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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