I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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