oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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