If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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