you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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