Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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