I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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