By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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