No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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