windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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