shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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