Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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