Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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