Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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