There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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