you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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