will power is for people who don't want to get laid
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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