You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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