Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
