Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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