no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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