I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
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I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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