i already hear my dad disowning me
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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