I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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