Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
