How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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