I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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