Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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